Prophecies will fail...

But this is ridiculous!

Sorry I can't give you prophecies: So far I'm only in the Book of Deuteronomy

Beware of false prophets.

So Says the most famous religious leader in the history of the Western World.

But instead of being wary of them, many embrace them!

Does that make sense?

Especially when you consider some of the facts?


Thousands of Years of Prophecies

We're still waiting.

And all you have to do is go out to the Internet and find them.

And you should look at one of the biggest and well documented of them.

We'll wait.

Y'all come back, ya hear?


A doom is a wish your heart makes

"Definitions: Revelation, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators who know nothing."
      -- Ambrose Pierce "The Devil's Dictionary".

Start at the beginning with ancient and medieval history of apocalyptic prophecies by clicking on the following link.

And be sure to follow the thread by clicking on the hand to the right at the bottom of the page of this link:

Exorcising Poor Last Judgement

Now that you are back, notice the bottom of that linked page for predictions for all the other range of dates:

- 999 CE - 1500 CE

- 1516 - 1662 CE

- 1665 - 1820 CE

- 1829 - 1900 CE

- 1901 - 1959 CE

- 1960 - 1981 CE

- 1981 - 1992 CE

- 1992 - 1994 CE

- 1994 - 1998 CE

- 1998 - 1999 CE

- 1999 CE

- 1999 - 2000 CE

- 2000 - 2001 CE

Hopefully you've either covered all the dates or you have investigated the ones most relevant to you.


A Brief History of the Apocalypse

Which never happened

Chris Nelson has compiled a nifty collection of prophecies which never made the grade at:

A Brief History of the Apocalypse

You may notice a sort of overlap....


And one more...

61 FAILED END-OF-THE-WORLD PREDICTIONS BEFORE 1990

Of course we remember the prophecies of gloom and doom in 1999 for the Year 2000!


A look at 209 failed prophecies for just one group!

Yes, that's right!

In the Twentieth Century there was never a more watched and investigated religious figure.

And just to be certain, there's so much you can gain by looking at those failed prophecies.

Check it out.

And be sure to come back!

209 False Prophecies!

Quite a record for 52 years!

What was your favorite?


1975 In Prophecy!

Yes dear friends! The time has come! The Prophecy is certain! See what your Bible has to say about the United States and Britain... uh... decades ago... that never happened!

"Prophecy Coming Alive!"

 

 Download a dial-up file HERE 30mb wmv   

 

1975 in Prophecy video courtesy of KScribe

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Wade Cox predicts....The Irony!

If you can believe it, here is...

 False Prophecy (Paper 269)

The next 1,300 years have been preempted:

Check out the Timeline!

 


Ron Weinland: Horrible things to come

2008, that special year!

All good things must come to an end at a non specified timeAll good things must come to an end, but bad things last forever: It is time in 2008 for the United States to fall! Or at least begin falling. Or to be in free fall. The point is, America is toast. It's going to be snuffed. It's going to be go, went, gone. You can read all about this precarious prognostication at:

All good things come to an end in the United States in 2008The 2008 end time false apostle sight! Er... site.

So by April we will have it.

And yes, right around when the Income Tax is due.

Which certainly brings up the question of who is providing the money for the books. And what is being done for the remainder of the money not spent?

Rumor has it that Uncle Ron is planning to take tithes and offerings and proceed to his own place of safety alone. Or with his wife, son and daughter.  [Rumor has it his daughter does the bookkeeping.]

But this is all insinuendo. Who knows what anyone will do when the chips are down? Take courage, stand tall and face the difficult times? Or run like hell?

Time will tell.


Prophecy to have watched!

In 2006 Pat Roberson has made his prediction:

God is warning of big storms

Just in case the article is expunged in 2007 in order to save the false prophet great embarrassment and exposure, here is the Seattle Times Article:

God is warning of big storms, Robertson says

By The Associated Press

Friday, May 19, 2006

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit the U.S. coastline, including the Pacific Northwest, this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Copyright © 2006 The Seattle Times Company

We watch and wait.

The tsunami didn't really hit the Pacific Northwest in 2006: No one noticed if it did.

A safer bet right now is global warming, coupled with global dimming.

But we won't make any predictions beyond prophets will continue to be proved false.

We want Apocalypse and we want Apocalypse Now!

Unfortunately, it was a little late or never happened at all! You decide!


Surely God Would do nothing...

Amos 3:7 "Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets." (KJV)

This was quoted quite often by many churches and was particularly important because it was said that it would be revealed to the Church where the Place of Safety would be and when we would flee, with the admonition that we should pray that it not be on the Sabbath or in the Winter (Matthew 24:20) and we be "accounted worthy to escape all these things" (Luke 21:36).

That's right! God did nothing! At least as far as fulfilling the prognostications of the false prophets!

Some 100 churches went to the King of Jordan and asked that they have exclusive use of Petra because they just knew it just had to be THE place of safety; the Jordanians, recognizing a business opportunity when they saw it, persuaded several hotel chains to pursue a franchise in Petra--come to the Place of Safety in Petra, but when you do, bring Visa, because other credit cards might leave you out in the great tribulation!

The question is this, how can we rely on the predictions of any of the Churches when they missed three really big events, which we would thought should be something which should be revealed:

    1) The Six Day War [June 5, 1967];
    2) The Fall of the Berlin Wall [November 9, 1989];
    3) Terrorism on September 11, 2001?

Certainly, God would have known, and the Churches should have had the prophets to reveal that these things would occur--these were not small events.

Why not a peep?

Even if you apply the principle that God always sent a prophet to warn nations that he was about to punish them, don't you think that the third revelation above would apply?

Yes, some of the leadership of those same churches which quote the Scripture capitalized on September 11, 2001, saying that it was "a wake up call" and "God was punishing us" and all such other things, but if that were true, then God would have been behind it, and they, as the ministers--prophets of God--should have had it revealed to them, which they did not, and saying that God was behind these events, means that they tacitly acknowledge that they ARE prophets of God: They use the events to declare their own particular gospel.

And there have been many other events which have shaped the world in our time they have utterly missed.

Do you see the problem with this scenario--it's all very disturbing that the ministry did not have a clue as to what was coming, and God was supposed to reveal it to them, and now they take credit for it?

We are supposed to walk by Faith and not by sight (II Corinthians 5:7), but this is ridiculous! Doesn't God make the way of the righteous plain (Proverbs 15:19)?

And if God didn't reveal it to them back then, is it because their sins have separated them from their God (Isaiah 59:2) or that they just don't understand (Psalm 111:10)?

Is there a future in which the ministry--prophets, if you will--will "get back on track", and have God reveal the future to them, so they can accurately prophesy in His Name, and, more importantly, we can have confidence for being saved from the Great Tribulation in a Place of Safety, since their accuracy has been found so wanting in the past [and what about the credibility of their sermons and doctrines today?]?

It does seem that God has gone on doing things and left these people without a clue--as usual.